I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
(via horseschickensandfish)
Hunter S. Thompson (via luna-lee)
(Source: tattoolit, via earth-oddity)
Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
omg
my jaw just dropped
(Source: growlithed, via earth-oddity)
